a-n-n-a-m-a-r-i-a asked: lol Erica, this is awesome. What a brilliant idea. :]
THANK YOU.
killherkiller asked: This is awesome. I need to find friends, too.
Go forth and scout some out! ‘Tis a quest to be certain.
brazilianandthefullbush asked: UPDATE.
We will consider it.
Today is Mackenzie’s 19th birthday. She is one of our greatest friends. The only reason she has not been featured on our blog is because Erica and I have been so busy hanging out with her, we have failed to keep up with our interviews!
Birthday shots and mucho love to our best friend!
Happy birthday Mackenzie!
It’s time for Featured Friend Friday once again! This week’s friend goes by Paul (and also Paulosopher, Paulosoraptor, and Paulososaurus Rex). He has been an extremely good friend. He created a tumblr account just so he could follow us AND he made us cookies. So we asked him some questions, and he gave us some answers. And here they are.
Q: Why are you our friend?
A: I don’t know…there’s no really good reason. That’s kind of a lame answer. Because not many people talk to me and I have no friends.
-Awww!
-Just kidding….that’s not really true.
-Well, we are very happy to be your friend.
Q: Okay, so this one is lengthy so bear with us. You are wandering through a forest. Suddenly, a fairy appears! She says if you walk any further. all the leaves on the ground will turn into gum wrappers, and all those that are specially marked can be redeemed for wishes. There are a total of ten. Your other choice is to receive only one wish, but you lose the clothes that you are currently wearing. What do you do?
A: I’d go for the one guaranteed wish. Then you have those loop-holes like, “I wish for more wishes, blah blah blah.”
-So, the whole being naked in the forest thing, you’d be okay with that?
-I mean, I’m naked in the forest all the time.
Q: If you were a prince, and you had to save a princess in order to claim the throne, would you save the princess held hostage by a herd of savage centaurs, or the princess that is rumored to live on an island far away, that is inhabited by an alarmingly high population of tropically-adapted polar bears?
A: Polar bears frighten me so, I’ll have to go with the other option.
-The centaurs?
-Yeah, because polar bears have teeth that could mess you up.
-But centaurs have spears and above human intelligence!
-But polar bears are scary…
Q: If you could change your name, what would it be?
A: Well, you could always go with Max Power. Or Maxwell Power. It explains me perfectly.
Q: Would you rather live every day twice, or be able to predict the future within a three hour radius?
A: I’d go with the future within a three hour radius because you can do whatever you want without anything bad happening. If you lived everyday twice, you might have to experience a horrible day…twice.
Q: Would you rather be a geisha or a classy prostitute?
A: Definitely a geisha. I watched a one minute preview of that one movie and it seemed pretty cool. Some guy on a bicycle crashing into a fruit stand.
Q: Some people say Pluto’s not a planet. What were they thinking when they voted to ban it?!
A: Well, I mean it’s obviously a planet. People must be something…they were obviously thinking wrong. I mean dwarf planet, what is that? I don’t think I’ve given a straight answer for any of these questions.
-It’s okay perfectly understandable.
Q: If you had a camel with five humps, what would be stored in each hump and where would you ride?
A: I’ll start with where I would ride. I would sit in the middle because I’d be away from the front and the back, comfortable position. Um, what would I store in the five humps…
-Yeah, you have to answer that.
-Hmm, well. You could make a lot of money drug dealing. Maybe, heroin? I could make a lot of money off of that.
-So only heroin?
-Well maybe water in one of them, but heroin in the other four.
Q: What is love!?
A: Baby, don’t hurt me?
-Nothing else to add?
-Love is like the first sip of a blue raspberry slushie on a hot summers day.
-Wow, that was so deep Paul.
Well, that concludes our interview. I apologize to our many fans about the delay in posting our interview for this week. I was out dancing with featured friend number three, Anna.
mackenzieraem asked: how are you going to do feature friend friday when Erica is leaving tomorrow morning for chicago?!?!
Never fear, we have planned for this.
Featured Friend Friday is actually happening on Friday this week!
This friend of ours is named Anna. She helps to make lunch time far less lonely, and she is quite a charming lady. We are both very appreciative of her loyal friendship and are glad to have met such a classy woman. And now we will share with you the interview we conducted with her so you can all get to know Anna a little better as well!
Q: Why are you our friend?
A: Well, we live on the same floor, so it’s like we’re sisters. And I like to be friends with my sisters.
Q: Would you rather dress formally everyday for the rest of your life or like a redneck everyday?
A: Can I be a hipster redneck?
-No, just straight up redneck.
-Damn. I would say formal then. Because I’m a classy lady.
Q: Would you rather have every moment of the rest of your life broadcast on national TV or not see or speak to another person for the rest of your life?
A: Well, um, I would have to go with the broadcasting. I hear if you don’t talk to people for like more than a month, you go insane. I guess everyone would just have to deal with my private things that I’m not going to tell the internet about right now.
Q: Which foreign accent do you find to be the sexiest?
A: German. Yeah… it sounds angry. Don’t be questioning my sexuality right now, guys.
Q: If you could have one mythical creature as a pet, which one would it be and why?
A: Shoot, that is a hard one. There are so many… Probably like.. a griffin? I could ride that shit to school.
(Leads to discussion of hippogriffs, Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy’s hair. Anna calls Draco “a bag of dicks”.)
Q: If you could change the outcome of one historic event, what event would it be and what would you change?
A: This is a hard one for me. Because, you know, history major. I would have to say that whole burning down the library in Alexandria thing.
-Yeah, we lost so much good shit.
-Yeah, I’m gonna have to say like… “Don’t do that, Roman soldiers.”
Q: If you were forced to choose to live the life of one Disney princess, which one would you be?
A: Does Esmerelda count? She’s the one from the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
-No, she wasn’t technically a princess.
-Then probably Jasmine because she had a fucking tiger and she knew the genie. I like Robin Williams so… And he would sing songs about never having a friend like me. I love being sang to by Robin Williams. It’s one of my favorite hobbies.
-Does that happen a lot?
-Totally.
Q: Would you rather ride on the back of a giant wallabe or a giant snake?
A: Wallabe. They’re snuggly.
Q: Why so serious?
A: I’m not that serious right now. (She also said a phrase in spanish that I cannot decipher, but it probably translated to “I’m not that serious”.)
And there you have it, folks. I hope you took the time to read this lovely little interview.
